Name: Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient
Duration: P00H01M07S
Description: For all you Scrubs fans out there, Sacred Heart's most distinguished resident, Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient, now has his own theme song... and it's longer than his screen time!

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient

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dark_blaq I've been a fan of Scrubs since its debut. Recently, I was looking for the actor who played Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient and found this song instead. Great track!!

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For all you Scrubs fans out there, Sacred Heart's most distinguished resident, Johnny the Tackling Alzheimer's Patient, now has his own theme song... and it's longer than his screen time!

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If you're looking for advice, try this one on for size
No matter how prepared you are, he'll take you by surprise
So keep your head up, and walk on through the door
No matter where you go in life, always keep an eye out for

(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(WHO AM I)

He's lurking in the hallways, he can strike from any side
You'll never see him coming, and there's no where that you can hide from...

(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(Johnny, Johnny)
Johnny the tackling Alzheimer's patient
(WHO AM I)

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released May 7, 2021
Lyrics: N. O'Malley
Music: The First Rule

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