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Quaranteen'd ft. MC Lars

by The First Rule

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Quaranteen'd ft. MC Lars 02:50
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(MC Lars): Hey First Rule! Have you heard about this Covid-19 thing? The government said it's time to quarantine How can I make this time at home seem not so boring Two weeks in, and something's gotta give There's only so much I can yell at Carol Fuckin' Baskin I'm on a quest for something new to watch The wife walks in and remote control is lost Oh, God! What's it gonna be? Scrolling through she ends up picking Dawson's Creek I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd Love triangles and angst, and teen rebellion Got quarantine to thank for all these Gossip Girl reruns Teen dramas have become my secret sin I can't believe that Lucas finally chose Peyton I never thought that this would happen to me Watched every show and Netflix thinks I'm thirteen How can I hide this addiction from my friends? What's this recommended show with Archie and Jughead? I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd (MC Lars): Hey First Rule homies, I totally get what you're talking about Now I have a similar addiction Let me explain While we're talking streaming there's a show that I've been watching Survivor's what they call it and strategy they're talking When it comes to tribal council, how was your social game? Immunity, Impunity, mad idols might get played! There's Boston Rob and Cochrane, don't forget Coach And if you find an idol don't let anybody know And when it comes to trail mix, don't hide it in the sand Taylor you should know this, I'm finished with you, man! I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd (MC Lars): I get it, Quaranteen... T. E. E. N. Quaranteen, that's good. I just got it!
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Quaranteen'd ft. MC Lars (Clean Frickin' Version) 02:50
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(MC Lars): Hey First Rule! Have you heard about this Covid-19 thing? The government said it's time to quarantine How can I make this time at home seem not so boring Two weeks in, and something's gotta give There's only so much I can yell at Carol Frikin' Baskin I'm on a quest for something new to watch The wife walks in and remote control is lost Oh, God! What's it gonna be? Scrolling through she ends up picking Dawson's Creek I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd Love triangles and angst, and teen rebellion Got quarantine to thank for all these Gossip Girl reruns Teen dramas have become my secret sin I can't believe that Lucas finally chose Peyton I never thought that this would happen to me Watched every show and Netflix thinks I'm thirteen How can I hide this addiction from my friends? What's this recommended show with Archie and Jughead? I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd (MC Lars): Hey First Rule homies, I totally get what you're talking about Now I have a similar addiction Let me explain While we're talking streaming there's a show that I've been watching Survivor's what they call it and strategy they're talking When it comes to tribal council, how was your social game? Immunity, Impunity, mad idols might get played! There's Boston Rob and Cochrane, don't forget Coach And if you find an idol don't let anybody know And when it comes to trail mix, don't hide it in the sand Taylor you should know this, I'm finished with you, man! I'm addicted to the plotlines, and the subplots in-between And the twenty-something actors portraying high school teens All the cheesy one-liners and cliché monologues One dimensional characters and sub-par dialogue Some would say it's just a guilty pleasure But I just wish that I could watch forever I have become what I never thought I'd be I've become Quaranteen'd (MC Lars): I get it, Quaranteen... T. E. E. N. Quaranteen, that's good. I just got it!
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MC Lars Shoutout 00:07

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Stuck at home during quarantine, a middle-aged man get's addicted to teen dramas on TV. Guest feature on the track by MC Lars, with a verse about his addiction... Survivor

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released June 4, 2021

Lyrics by Nick O'Malley and MC Lars
Music by The First Rule
Recorded, mixed, and mastered at Endless Summer

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